Cleaning Up

I know three women who clean houses for a living. Every time I’m cleaning, I get a mental picture of these three and stand amazed at the energy they have for their work. I struggle to clean a single house well; they clean one after another.

But cleaning in manageable doses can be very satisfying. It isn’t the scrubbing, kneeling, reaching or lifting that gratifies but the end result. After putting a messy room in order, each time I walk through, I get a little kick.

Today I tackled our disheveled cottage. Before my grandbabies came, I went through and babyproofed the house, although once they arrived, we steadily took it to higher levels (literally). Today, however, I reversed the process, bringing everything back down to its former place.

Scrubbing food off the upholstery, raisins off the carpet and toddler hand prints off the windows brought five darling faces to my mind, followed by a flood of gratitude for these precious little ones. But as my sister says, “When the grandkids come, the house takes a heavy hit.” The beauty of it, though, is that with a little soap and water, Windex and Pledge, order is restored.

Today as the wash machine worked its magic on sheets and towels, I thought about the process of internal house cleaning. My childhood Sunday school teacher often referred to the “heart” as a group of rooms, each with a door that could be locked. She urged us to unlock and open each one when Jesus came in, inviting him to inspect every room.

The teacher’s grand-finale question was, “Are there any rooms in your heart you wouldn’t want Jesus to see?” Occasionally I still ponder that. Are all my heart-rooms cleaned up and open to Jesus’ inspection, even in their shadowy corners?

Such a question is, of course, ludicrous. He can look at anything he wants to and is capable of seeing past locked doors and into dark corners. But Jesus himself used the heart’s-door analogy in his own teaching, illustrating difficult principles with this simple, everyday picture. One thing he never did, though, was demand we open up for him. Instead it was always a gentle inquiry. Whether or not we let him in is left up to us.

I long to throw open all the figurative doors of my life in response to Christ’s presence, but often there are issues to deal with first. Just as with my cleaning house today, I might say, “I can’t have company until the house is ready.”

But the beauty of letting Jesus come in even before every nook and cranny is in order is that once he gets access, he’ll enthusiastically help with the rest of our cleaning. We can fling wide every door without hesitation or nervousness, and we can do it now.

Even if we’ve run out of Windex or Pledge, it won’t matter to him.

“Look! I stand at the door and knock. If you hear my voice and open the door, I will come in, and we will share a meal together as friends.” (Revelation 3:20)

Fan Club

Nate was a true-blue fan of Elvis Presley. Although he wasn’t musically knowledgeable, he never met an Elvis tune he didn’t love. He owned cassettes and CDs by several other recording artists, but ten-to-one they were of Elvis.

Nate loved to talk about this favorite songster, laughing at his extravagant ways and forever attracted to his down-home, country-boy charm. He watched every Presley documentary, and our home library grew top-heavy with Elvis titles.

But Nate was tone deaf, unable to carry a tune and embarrassed by his own singing. He often wondered if he was fully appreciating his Elvis music and one day said, “Does Mr. Presley have a good singing voice?”

I acknowledged he did, but to a true fan, such a simplistic answer was lackluster, and Nate wanted more. So I said, “I’ve heard he could sing in four octaves without straining his voice.”

“Is that good?” he said.

“Real good,” I said, which seemed to make him happy.

Over the years Nate amassed an elaborate collection of Elvis memorabilia, all gifted by others who knew he was a fan: posters, mugs, key chains, license plates, photos, t-shirts, postcards figurines and a copy of his driver’s license. The stand-out gift was an Elvis telephone. When a call came in, he sang “Jailhouse Rock” while gyrating his hips.

I was never the Elvis fan Nate was but could tolerate certain recordings, unlike some family members who had zero tolerance, like his mother-in-law. Nate got along with Mom exceptionally well, unless the subject of Elvis came up.

“What do you see in that guy anyway?” she’d say.

“Greatest recording artist of all time,” he’d say, then add, “and a Christian, too.”

Mom had her doubts.

All of us have life-heroes, people we admire and even idolize, but hero worship is always risky. It’s a set-up for certain disappointment. Although Elvis may not have enjoyed living on such a lofty pedestal, his fans kept him there anyway.

Nate and Mom had fan clubs, too, people who admired them and as a result, put them on pedestals or even idolized them. Many were watching their lives, following their examples. The truth is, like it or not, all of us are being watched by somebody.

It might even be true that we all have life-moments on pedestals, but when that happens, God usually doesn’t wait too long to nudge us off, knowing it’s neither a happy nor healthy place to be. In his view, there’s only one pedestal-worthy person, and that’s Jesus. He stands alone as fully qualified to be an unflawed hero. And that’s the reason we ought to be watching him carefully, admiring his ways, modeling our behavior after his.

The difficulty is with his invisibility. Elvis was easy to see; his face and voice were everywhere. Our task in watching Jesus takes more want-to, more discipline, but there is no greater goal than following his example.

And as we’re working at that, it’s reassuring to know we’ll never be disappointed by his falling off his pedestal. That’s even better than owning a whole wall of gold records.

As to Elvis’ Christianity? Both Mom and Nate know the truth now.

“We [endure] by keeping our eyes on Jesus, the champion.” (Hebrews 12:2)

The Dictatorship

Most of us get sleepy when battling jet lag. Babies and toddlers, however, get peppier. And they use their pep for two purposes: to holler with gusto and outlast their parents.

Katy and Hans do valiantly. After a 20 hour day yesterday traveling from the UK to the US, they slept a bit but were up for the day at 2:30 am because of three jet-lagged babies whose bodies told them it was morning. Breakfast kicked off at 3:00 am, first baby naps at 5:00, and by 5:30 Katy and Hans were wondering, “Are we crazy to be here?”

Nate used to refer to babies as “little dictators.” But Katy and Hans have a plan to come out from under that dominance. After five days of grace, one for each time zone crossed, the little dictators will be crying it out on a schedule chosen by their parents.

Babies aren’t the only dictators in life. All of us have bouts with them, and I’ve battled one my entire life. It’s sugar. My mental dictator hollers orders daily in multiple ways. “That candy bar looks good. Eat it. It doesn’t matter that it’s breakfast time.” Or, “Everyone else is having another piece of cake. Go ahead.” Or, “You’ve been good all day. Reward yourself with a bagful of cookies.”

On and on the dictator orders. Sometimes I’ve succumbed to his ways. Other times I’ve resisted. Always I battle.

Other people listen to different dictators telling them what to do, what to think, where to go, what to say, how to act. Obeying a dictator is easy; it’s the aftermath that hurts. We struggle with guilt, sadness, disgust, anger at the dictator and disappointment with ourselves. But if we refuse to give in to the dictator’s demands, things usually turn out well.

Who is this dictator? His character is that of a lying tempter, and his name is Satan. All of these inner battles are fought on the landscape of right versus wrong, and when we obey the voice of the dictator, wrong wins.

Interestingly, Jesus wrestled against the dictator exactly as we do today. While he was a man on earth, Satan literally tormented him with temptations, desperate to take down the Son of God. On one occasion he taunted, scolded and attacked Jesus relentlessly for 40 days and nights straight. For Jesus it was every bit as difficult to win over temptation as it is for us today, yet he resisted 100%.

The good news is that when we turn away from the dictator repeatedly, he’ll eventually stop goading us, at least for a while. The bad news is Jesus was incessantly tempted while he was a man, which is why we know the same will be true for us. But there’s more good news. Jesus knows exactly how we feel, and being the success story he is, he can counsel us on how to be victorious against the dictator.

I wonder what his suggestions would be for getting three babies to sleep?

“Jesus, full of the Holy Spirit, left the Jordan and was led by the Spirit into the wilderness, where for forty days he was tempted by the devil. Because he himself suffered when he was tempted, he is able to help those who are being tempted.” (Luke 4:1-2, Hebrews 2:18)